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TmsT - French Erotic Film
Score: 9.28 | Votes: 40

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Check out the wiki article for this animutation: French Erotic Film
Author's comments:
"French Erotic Film" is part one of the epic "Colin Mochrie vs Jesus H. Christ" Fanimutation Trilogy. Based on a song by Ome Henk that has nothing to do with French porn, the title alone of this bizarre animation has made it very popular in search engines. Starring: Commander Keen sprites, Monty Python references, Zippy, an old blue Scot called Dill, and more.
Adult content: Maybe a little
Original Song/Artist: Ome Henk - Opblaaskrokodil
Release Date: 10/08/2003
Length: 3:05 minutes
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Views 14797 Downloads 937

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 KEPPLE!!! *shakes fist angrily*
Hobo, Found in your Room
Joined: 2005/7/25
From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada, a.k.a. FunkyTown
Posts: 22
Ome Henk is my Homeboy.
Posted: 2005/9/12 17:24 | Updated: 2005/9/12 17:24

 This is a unique song.
Colin Worshipper
Joined: 2005/9/17
From: Earth
Posts: 182
I checked out the real lyrics to the song at FanimutationWiki.
The real song is almost stranger then the made-up lyrics!


As of this posting, 11 people agree, FEF is the best.
Posted: 2005/9/17 13:31 | Updated: 2005/9/17 13:31

 Re: This is a unique song.
Broken Admin
Joined: 2005/7/16
From: around here somewhere
Posts: 876
Yup, this is thus far the only animation to survive 10 votes with no one voting below 10.
Posted: 2005/9/18 18:50 | Updated: 2005/9/18 18:50

 OH DEAR!
Animucademy Awards Leader
Joined: 2005/7/25
From: Anywhere
Posts: 1189
Looks like not even FEF recieved a perfect 10 at this time .

Edit: 80th POST!!!
Posted: 2005/10/13 1:37 | Updated: 2005/10/13 1:38

 Re: OH DEAR!
Colin Worshipper
Joined: 2005/9/17
From: Earth
Posts: 182
Blasphemy!!!!1!!!21!!

Get the guns, we're going hunting for downvoters!



Just a joke, jeez, don't take me too seriously.....ever.
Posted: 2005/10/16 19:28 | Updated: 2005/10/16 19:29

 Re: OH DEAR!
Resident Animutopian
Joined: 2005/8/25
Posts: 72
(looks around nervously) I didn't do it.
Posted: 2005/10/16 22:55 | Updated: 2005/10/16 22:55

 Re: OH DEAR!
Resident Animutopian
Joined: 2005/10/28
From: Right now,when im looking at this? Animutation Portal.
Posts: 84
Oh,well..
Lucky number 13.
Posted: 2005/10/28 4:22 | Updated: 2005/10/28 4:22

 Re: OH DEAR!
Too Much Spare Time?
Joined: 2009/8/16
From: 611 Ravenswood
Posts: 1219
Unlucky number 7.
Posted: 2009/11/24 18:31 | Updated: 2009/11/24 18:31

 Is a 10,000
Colin Worshipper
Joined: 2005/9/25
From: DISH, Texas
Posts: 199
I got to watch this more often.
Is teh bets evar, but I think that I may like Plan 9 From Underpants better than this.
Posted: 2005/10/30 10:57 | Updated: 2005/10/30 10:57

 Hey, look! I'm replying to myself!
Colin Worshipper
Joined: 2005/9/25
From: DISH, Texas
Posts: 199
They Might Be Giants lyrics - "French Erotic Film"

The color of infinity
Inside an empty glass
I'm squinting my eye
And turning off and on and on
and off the light

It's for this French erotic film
Which nobody knows about and which
I'm still figuring out what's going to go
In my French erotic film

Yeah, you're all gonna be in this French erotic film
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's

I already know the ending
It's the part that makes your face implode
I don't know what makes your face implode
But that's the way the movie ends

And in my French erotic film
Which nobody knows about but which
I'm still figuring out your face implodes
At my French erotic film

Yeah, you're all gonna be in this French erotic film
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it--
Even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's

The color of infinity
Inside an empty glass
It's for this French erotic film
Which nobody knows about and which
I'm still figuring out what's going to go
In my French erotic film

Yeah, you're all gonna be in this French erotic film
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's gonna--
Yeah, you're gonna be in this French erotic film
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it--
Even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's
Posted: 2005/11/10 15:47 | Updated: 2005/11/10 15:47

 Re: Hey, look! I'm replying to myself!
Broken Admin
Joined: 2005/7/16
From: around here somewhere
Posts: 876
Posted: 2005/11/15 13:23 | Updated: 2005/11/15 13:24

 Re: Hey, look! I'm replying to myself!
Resident Animutopian
Joined: 2005/10/28
From: Right now,when im looking at this? Animutation Portal.
Posts: 84
*Puts sticky note on music video,and writes on it* "Work with Neil Cicirega."
Posted: 2005/12/12 0:08 | Updated: 2005/12/12 0:08

 Re: Hey, look! I'm replying to myself!
Too Much Spare Time?
Joined: 2006/1/3
From: Animutopia
Posts: 302
Not erotic at all, though still worth watching as a classic animutation. (That way, you can catch all references to it later.) Great stuff. And yes, the actual lyrics are just as whacked out.
Posted: 2006/1/3 16:24 | Updated: 2006/1/3 16:24

 Re: Hey, look! I'm replying to myself!
Too Much Spare Time?
Joined: 2006/2/5
From: Universe, Milky Way, Solar System, Earth, North America, USA, [part cut off], my house
Posts: 1529
The actual lyrics contain Pino[aka big bird as the wiki says], and it turns out its not just big bird, but a blue big bird. http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/5666/images/sesphotpino.jpg

xD
Posted: 2006/2/10 22:08 | Updated: 2006/2/10 22:09

 cool
Too Much Spare Time?
Joined: 2005/11/20
From: ytmnd
Posts: 564
the best
Posted: 2005/11/21 16:35 | Updated: 2005/11/21 16:35

 AMAzong
Hobo, Found in your Room
Joined: 2006/1/4
From: Fokov, Russia
Posts: 3
i am kong i like movie <img src="http://www.animutationportal.com/uploads/smil3dbd4e4c2e742.gif" alt="" /> 1 more <img src="http://www.animutationportal.com/uploads/smil3dbd4e4c2e742.gif" alt="" /> onez ., mora, <img src="http://www.animutationportal.com/uploads/smil3dbd4e4c2e742.gif" alt="" /> comee bassers sdb
Posted: 2006/1/4 18:36 | Updated: 2006/1/4 18:36

 Re: AMAzong
Resident Animutopian
Joined: 2005/10/28
From: Right now,when im looking at this? Animutation Portal.
Posts: 84
Um..what?
Posted: 2006/1/9 6:10 | Updated: 2006/1/9 6:10

 One of the best
Too Much Spare Time?
Joined: 2006/2/5
From: Universe, Milky Way, Solar System, Earth, North America, USA, [part cut off], my house
Posts: 1529
Along with Hyakugojyuuichi, FEF is a must-see 'mutation. It introduces new chars like Zippy, and behind all the randomness is the start of a trilogy.
Posted: 2006/2/6 17:54 | Updated: 2006/2/6 17:54

 Re: One of the best
Hobo, Found in your Room
Joined: 2006/3/15
From: Manic Norway
Posts: 10
I have trouble deciding between FEF and We Drink Ritalin as my favorite animutation, but Zippy is definitely my favorite animutation character. GOSH, AM I HUNGRY!!1
Posted: 2006/3/15 2:08 | Updated: 2006/3/15 2:08

 Re: One of the best
An Old Blue Scot called Dill
Joined: 2006/6/8
From: The magical land of Southwestern CD Library
Posts: 132
FEF vs Wizard Power
Wizard Power wins!!!!!11!!!!11
but FEF lyrics r catchy
Oho!
Oho!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!

I lost his armpit on the soup
of Barbie Barbie Bum! (Summer Nights!)
For I'm a tech of Internet
Two dudes, Is "Friends" still on?
But what if met m'kay
a chained-up thing is all that's stuck?
And if Zippy drives my CD-ROM
don't talk to my old grey foot! Maar...

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver,
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like a MacGyver

Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oh NO! La la la la la, la la la la la!

It filled right up to wearing
For Beano on my diet
Lithium to bite the burger
Ride those snakes for my leg, not!
To break the big title of "Fishy"
and this might make you faint:
Any video leaves at half-past boot,
Dumber than your- ... Huh?

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

Neigh! Hicksville Kay Psychologist!
Hicksville needs dough for a cross-lobe!
And Hicksville Long Isle a boundary
Tried a bit of the suit
OTAGO SOD IT!!!! (Nay!)
Hicksville Kay crouches probe ere 'xcept I like soldiers!
It's filled with giraffes! It's over eighteen!

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dill
A windy shaky driver
Doesn't look like they'll revive her

Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la!
Oho! La la la la la, old blue Scot called Dill!
Posted: 2006/6/8 23:08 | Updated: 2006/6/8 23:08

 Like,
Hobo, Found in your Room
Joined: 2006/2/24
Posts: 12
I'm into (CENSORED BY SEMERL), y'know.
Posted: 2006/3/1 18:41 | Updated: 2006/3/1 18:41

 Windy, shaky associations
Hobo, Found in your Room
Joined: 2006/3/15
From: Manic Norway
Posts: 10
I've watched this animutation so many times that it's had a definite effect on my brain. I don't think of drunk, inattentive, or reckless drivers anymore; instead, I think of windy, shaky drivers. And if I hear that someone fixes and/or knows a lot about computers, I think of him/her as a tech of Internet.
Posted: 2006/3/15 2:03 | Updated: 2006/3/15 2:06

 Doesn't look like a MacGyver...
Resident Animutopian
Joined: 2006/2/27
From: Somewhere in Second Life
Posts: 41
Only Richard Dean Anderson would know for sure! This one is a definite winner! The mondegreens are funny, the story(?) is funny, everything is funny! MacGyver's first name is Angus, by the way, but that wasn't revealed until the 5th season...
Posted: 2006/6/8 23:38 | Updated: 2006/6/8 23:46

 Scissors yum
Hobo, Found in your Room
Joined: 2006/8/15
Posts: 2
I think I saw that Space Ship in one Monty Python's flying circus episode. O.o
Posted: 2006/10/20 4:16 | Updated: 2006/10/20 4:16

 Nice
Too Much Spare Time?
Joined: 2006/10/6
Posts: 2156
A nice animutation. All I will say.
Posted: 2006/11/10 18:47 | Updated: 2007/3/3 18:00

 My mom won't let me see this
Colin Worshipper
Joined: 2007/2/3
From: Pen Island, Louisiana
Posts: 178
She think's it's porn.
Posted: 2007/3/15 22:49 | Updated: 2007/3/15 22:49

 Re: My mom won't let me see this
Too Much Spare Time?
Joined: 2006/10/6
Posts: 2156
It's not. I assure you.
Posted: 2007/4/21 13:47 | Updated: 2007/4/21 13:47

 Re: My mom won't let me see this
Too Much Spare Time?
Joined: 2009/8/16
From: 611 Ravenswood
Posts: 1219
I hear there's slightly NSFW things in this one. I haven't seen it.
Posted: 2009/10/18 11:45 | Updated: 2009/10/18 11:45

 Heeh.
Hobo, Found in your Room
Joined: 2008/3/4
From: Patchew. PATCHEW.
Posts: 22
This is pretty much my favorite Animutation.
Posted: 2008/3/4 10:30 | Updated: 2008/3/4 10:30

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